Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
is this the softcore version of fuck the police
i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.